Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it is probably shit.
-Somee
-Somee
-The Cincinnati Gazette 1828 on General Jackson
-Congressman Kenneth Rayner on President Franklin Pierce
-John Adams on Alexander Hamilton
-Stephen Douglas on Abraham Lincoln
is a product or creation made or used as a stand in substitute, typically inferior, for something else. Tiki Drinks, Non-dairy Creamer, Bouillon Cubes, & War Sausage.
-Fyodor Dostoevsky
-Ian Fleming
-Charlie Munger
-Eva Mendes