“The wonderful thing about the way I was raised is that no one ever told me that I couldn’t do those things”

-Elizabeth Holmes

General Jackson’s mother was a common prostitute, brought to this country by the British soldiers! She afterwards married a mulatto man, with whom she had several children, of which number General Jackson is one!

-The Cincinnati Gazette 1828 on General Jackson

To be turned out by the Pimp of the White House

-Congressman Kenneth Rayner on President Franklin Pierce

Bastard Brat of a Scotch Peddler

-John Adams on Alexander Hamilton

Hatchet-Faced Nutmeg Dealer

-Stephen Douglas on Abraham Lincoln

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The second half of a man’s life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half

-Fyodor Dostoevsky

The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.

-Ian Fleming

Everytime you hear EBITDA substitute it with bullshit earnings.

-Charlie Munger

That’s L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing.

-Eva Mendes

“The wonderful thing about the way I was raised is that no one ever told me that I couldn’t do those things”

General Jackson’s mother was a common prostitute, brought to this country by the British soldiers! She afterwards married a mulatto man, with whom she had several children, of which number General Jackson is one!

To be turned out by the Pimp of the White House

Bastard Brat of a Scotch Peddler

Hatchet-Faced Nutmeg Dealer

Ersatz

The second half of a man’s life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half

The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.

Everytime you hear EBITDA substitute it with bullshit earnings.

That’s L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing.

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