Villains who twirl their mustaches are easy to spot. Those who clothe themselves in good deeds are well camouflaged
 –Jeri Taylor
To be turned out by the Pimp of the White House
-Congressman Kenneth Rayner on President Franklin Pierce
Bastard Brat of a Scotch Peddler
-John Adams on Alexander Hamilton
Hatchet-Faced Nutmeg Dealer
-Stephen Douglas on Abraham Lincoln
Ersatz
is a product or creation made or used as a stand in substitute, typically inferior, for something else. Tiki Drinks, Non-dairy Creamer, Bouillon Cubes, & War Sausage.
The second half of a man’s life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half
-Fyodor Dostoevsky
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
-Ian Fleming
Everytime you hear EBITDA substitute it with bullshit earnings.
-Charlie Munger
That’s L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing.
-Eva Mendes
I’ve got so much I want to say about the First Amendment as I sort of understand it, but it is bonkers.
-Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex
