When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear.

–Thomas Sowell

If they hate you enough they can find any legal grounds to fuck you

-Unknown

I wouldn’t trust a word that came out of his mouth even if his tongue was notarized

-Private author about Martin Sigillito

There is no decent place to stand in a massacre

-Leonard Cohen

Don’t be eager to pick a war with your neighbors that have turned all their swords into plowshares just because all you can see are old swords

-Christopher Hudgens

Woe to him whose good name is more to him than goodness

-Herman Melville

Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words

-Mark Twain

I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical

– Arthur C. Clarke

Science without data & statistics is only faith and credentials

-Christopher Hudgens

The most important men in town would come to fawn on me! They would ask me to advise them, ….Posing problems that would cross a rabbi’s eyes! And it won’t make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong. When you’re rich, they think you really know!

-Sheldon Harnick