- Men are by nature merely indifferent to one another; but women are by nature enemies
- Peach Tree Strong Tea
- Wherever you have a goat and you have a piece of wood, all I want to say is the goat better watch out because it’s probably going to end up being a bagpipe.
- Whom the Gods would destroy, they first put on the cover of Business Week.
- Making money is art, and working is art, and good business is the best art