Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it is probably shit.
-Somee
-Somee
-Richard Feynman
-Unknown
-Private author about Martin Sigillito
-Upton Sinclair
-Overheard in a Washington D.C. bar
-Stephen Fry
-Christopher Hudgens
-Albert Maysles
-Elbert Hubbard not Aristotle
or Mark Staff Brandl