Wherever you have a goat and you have a piece of wood, all I want to say is the goat better watch out because it’s probably going to end up being a bagpipe.
-John Adams on Alexander Hamilton
-Stephen Douglas on Abraham Lincoln
is a product or creation made or used as a stand in substitute, typically inferior, for something else. Tiki Drinks, Non-dairy Creamer, Bouillon Cubes, & War Sausage.
-Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex