-Wallace Stanley Sayre
- Science hasn’t yet figured out how to solve obesity.
- A Hideous Hermaphroditical Character which has neither the Force and Firmness of a Man, Not the Gentleness and Sensibility of a Woman
- General Jackson’s mother was a common prostitute, brought to this country by the British soldiers! She afterwards married a mulatto man, with whom she had several children, of which number General Jackson is one!
- To be turned out by the Pimp of the White House
- Bastard Brat of a Scotch Peddler