The dose makes the poison. Poison is in everything, and no thing is without poison
-Paracelsus
Villains who twirl their mustaches are easy to spot. Those who clothe themselves in good deeds are well camouflaged
-Jeri Taylor
If they hate you enough they can find any legal grounds to fuck you
-Unknown
I wouldn’t trust a word that came out of his mouth even if his tongue was notarized
-Private author about Martin Sigillito
There is no decent place to stand in a massacre
-Leonard Cohen
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Don’t be eager to pick a war with your neighbors that have turned all their swords into plowshares just because all you can see are old swords
-Christopher Hudgens
Woe to him whose good name is more to him than goodness
-Herman Melville
Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words
-Mark Twain
I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical
– Arthur C. Clarke